Brooklyn-based writer, designer, and gardener C.C.’s I Have 99 Problems and the Internet Is All of Them is a risograph-printed, deadpan-funny paperback that chronicles her fraught relationship with the internet through self-aware one-liners on surveillance, debt, meme culture, and digital anxiety. Blending humor with a sense of resigned despair, the book turns personal crises into punchlines that are both hilariously relatable and uncomfortably true.